程欢一高兴,剥了一个大虾子,就往我嘴里塞。
“姐夫,这是奖励你的,明天我再奖励你一个油燜大闸蟹腿。”
程叶香看小姨子餵我吃虾子,脸上很开心,嘴里不由自主的说了一句。
“这才像一家人,一家人就该这样,热热闹闹的多好。”
我有点尷尬,拿眼睛看向程叶香,嘴上表示抗议。
岳母一个劲的笑,並不说话。
程欢一回来,我家的小超市关门就早,今天更早,晚上八点就关门了。
等三个人洗过澡,母女俩在客厅里依偎著看电视,我回到小屋里斗地主放鬆。
程欢见我不出来,就来推我房门。
自从经歷上次的尷尬后,只要小姨子一回来,我就把门从里面反锁了。
程欢敲门,我磨蹭了一会,不情愿的打开了。
“姐夫,半天不开门,你是不是又在看那种电影?”
今天没做亏心事,我底气十足。
“程欢,你一个小孩子管那么多干嘛?我在斗地主,不信你看?”
小姨子一把抢过手机,开始查看起来。
结果很失望,確实没能如愿。
“哼哼哼,没看就好,再偷看,小心我告诉咱妈。”
我心里想笑,我去荤洗被抓,都是岳母帮我缴的罚款,我还怕程欢告这点状?
我拿回手机,下了逐客令。
“程欢,还有事没事?没事赶紧自个耍去,我要斗地主了。”
小姨子一脸不满意。
“斗斗斗,就知道斗,我回来了也不陪陪我,有你这样当姐夫的吗?”
我有点糊涂了,当姐夫当到我这种程度,还不够吗?十岁开始养你,供你吃,供你喝,供你上学,你还想怎样?
“程欢,我做的还不够吗?你说说我该咋做。”
程欢想了半天,认真的对我说。
“姐夫,你做的菜真好吃,以后每周回来你都要做给我吃。还有,咱妈要是不同意的女人,你谈都不要谈,看都不要看。”
“程欢,前面的条件我可以答应你,后面的就有点过了吧?昨天苏如雪和欧阳圆圆两个小美女我还看了呢!”
“如雪和圆圆不一样,她俩是我的好姐妹,好闺蜜,肯定是听我的,我相信她俩不会有什么过分的举动。”
我听了就想笑,现在好姐妹,好闺蜜挖墙角成风,程欢还是太单纯了。
我毕竟是程欢的姐夫,她给我规定这么多,我觉得不合適,我表示不理解和抗议。
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