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不吐不快（第1页）

终于，轮到居于末位的王美瑛老师发言。

她老娘早就想趁「新官上任三把火」──代理校长刚上任，还没把事搞砸、尚存威严之时──不吐不快：

「asyouknow，i’lilyli’shorooteacher，aswellasarielliu’snguatutoriknowclearlyyresponsibilitiesandobligationsihavealreadyanifested，notjtonce，iafullyawareofbegobligatedtodowhatihavetodo，andreadytotakeanypracticalasures—andevenassisttakglegalactions，providedypresenceisnecessarythisittee，nevertheless，kepthdergfrofulfillgydutyandnow，president，yourhonor，ishereiwouldliketoreiterateydisappotntstoallofyou—」

「说中文，美瑛老师──体谅我们有些老师不讲英文。」

「tyourselvesanterpreter，then—idon’tcare—whatihavetosayisayitoutloudandclearandthosewhogotypotgotypot—whichevernguaispeak，老师。onlyifyouchoosetolisten，nottoonceagahhbyshoutgandhissg──ah-uh，herewegoaga—nowplease，letntue」

「很失礼耶王老师──」「尊重一下好不好？」「权宜问题、权宜问题！」「主席，立刻将王美瑛赶出去！」

见主席的神情比雕塑的表情更加肃穆，叫嚣的人员只好乖乖闭嘴。

「thewholecidentjtredsofjdsalr’sfaonovel，thecatchertheryeoneparticurpassaiwanttosharewithallofyou—andiassureyou:itdeservesyourattentionnow，bearwith—itgoeslikethis:

「‘ikeeppicturgallthelittlekidspyggathisbigfieldofryethoandsoflittlekidsnobody&039;saround-nobodybig，exceptandi&039;standgontheedofcrazycliffwhatuldihavetodo，ihavetocatcheverylittlekidiftheystarttoruntowardthecliff—ifthey&039;rerunngandtheydon&039;tlookwherethey&039;regog，ihavetoeoutandcatchthethat&039;sallidoalldayi&039;djtbethecatchertheryeiknowthatundscrazy，butthat&039;stheonlythgiwillhavetobe’」

「lettellyou，ypeerandrespectfulseniorbers，howregretfulia，rightnow，righthere，tohavetoattendthispotlessetg;notbecaeihavetopythelittlegawithyouweaklgs，orbecaeihavetositthisetgroo，discsgsignificantissuesover‘theschool’spresti’orthe-called‘asurestothecurrentprcrises’andwasteyti—oh-oh—

「peoplethisroowhoactuallyspeakenglishfeltseriolywrondandstarted—youdotypot—thisisexactlywhyicallthebersthisitteeweaklgs—

「allofyousawthe‘elephanttheroo’butchosetoignoreitpletelyifthereisapkelephant，letpotitoutwithourfrs—ifthereisabigwolfhidgthewood，rkgtoharourkids—let’stit，then!why—isn’tit‘aperfectdayforthewolf?’idon’tseenopotsthatwestillsithereandwaitforassiah-likefiguretosavetheday，toreovethethreatfor，whilewearestillfarfrobegtetotakeaction

「iregrettedit，ideeplyregrettedthatifailedtobethat‘catchertherye’whentherewasakid，anabtelylovelysweetheart，whojtranstraighttowardthe‘crazycliff，’whilestillwithar’sreach—iuldhavecaughtheryars[acatchherthroat]iregrettedthatwejtletithappen，asshejtfelloverthenest，withouttheslightestchancetogrowupandlearntoftterherlittlebutbravegs—」

「够了喔，王老师。今天不是来听你发洩情绪──是来解决问题──」

「那前面开好几次会怎么都没看你们解决问题！」

美瑛的反驳令在座的人员，除主席之外，全都愣住了。

没等被震慑的人回过神，美瑛继续质问：

「前面开那么多会，你们哪个有要解决问题──」

「嘘──」「嘘──」「嘘──」

台下开始发出嘘声，随后则是更多附和者加入行列。

「oh，oh，peoplearesweepgawaytheperntheydisagreewith—feby，iknowianeverweleheretheontisteppedtothisschool，i’dalreadyknownyouallhatedtotheboneyouallseeasanoutsider，ifnotapariah—whichisfeiknowthehonestoutsideralwaystsexpelledfrothecitystatejtbecaeshespeaksthetruth」

美瑛已经起身，气冲冲奔向门口，用力扭开门把。

「scethisetgtsnowhere，now，pleaseallowtotakeyleave」

对着主席说完最后一句话，她愤怒地甩门离去。